Hi! I am applying for the job of Caretaker.

Why I am the perfect candidate?
Intelligence, superiority, namely being, elegance, sophistication, good work, neatness, perfection ... These are just my faults. But to be honest, the truth is that I keep a secret that gives me a great advantage to the other bidders. I'm half fish, and therefore lose all know secrets under the sea.
I have to include that my level of English is very good, having attended several courses in English, for example a course in Lincoln, England. I am a sociable person capable of holding a conversation with any minds than mine, since I'm superior. I am creative and have a lot of initiative to do new things, to undertake new challenges. I love the outdoors and have experience in this work, as the years pass I was working on the beaches of my uncle. I surf pretty well. Ultimately could not imagine a better candidate than me for this work. Hail neptune!