If I had a million dollars, I would study TCM. If I had studied TCM, I would have been a great doctor. If I had been a great doctor, I would have had a Chinese medicine clinic. If I had a C. medicine clinic, I would donate money for charity. If I donate money for charity, I'll stay at Shaolin temple. If I stay at Shaolin temple, I'll learn a lot about spiritual things. If I learn a lot about spiritual things, I'll be a right person. If I begin a right person, I would help people who needed it.
That's the best thing that I could do if I had a million dollars.
I'm sorry if you thought that I'm going to say: "If I had a million dollars, I would buy an expensive guitar. If I had an expensive guitar, I would have had particular guitar classes. If I had particular guitar classes, I would have learned to sing. If I had learned to sing, I would have gone to a talent-catcher. If I had gone to a talent cathcer..."
